Whilst trying to sleep in a stairwell

  • Spooning?
  • Is spooning allowed?
  • It's fucking freezing. Yes, it's allowed.
  • ...
  • You know, concrete really isn't that comfy.
  • I was just thinking the same thing.
  • ...
  • Anything we can use as a pillow?
  • Those guys' doormats?
  • We'll get our faces sandpapered off.
  • You?
  • ...
  • We could always ask those guys to let us into their flat?
  • Nah, I reckon he's just brought her back for the night.
  • And pizza.
  • And pizza. You have to have an excuse.
  • Pizza?
  • ...
  • Maybe we could offer to join them?
  • I was pondering that. We'd get a bed.
  • Exactly.
  • ...
  • Are you asleep?
  • No, but my arm is.
  • ...
  • Christ, it's cold.
  • I know. But we're really nailing the whole shabby chic studenty look. Terribly boho.
  • But yes, it's bloody cold.
  • ...
  • Maybe one day, we'll look back on this and smile.
  • Maybe.
  • If we don't get hypothermia.
  • We won't. It's summer, in Scotland.
  • My point exactly.